I do wish I could write limericks. Other publications seized upon the "Nantucket" motif, spawning many sequels. ha ha cheers nell. I had to hit all your buttons because they are "all that". There was a young man of Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, jamiecoins from ireland on March 15, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2011: Hi, NLL, glad you liked it! These (above the belt) mixture of limericks of English drunkards with the (sober? There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. For Paw, cos Nans dealings Al Gini, Loyola University Chicago . It's based upon a poem about a man who was blessed. Who danced the fandango on skates. The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. There once was a man from Nantucket / Who kept all his cash in a bucket / His daughter, named Nan / Ran away with a man / And as for the bucket, Nantucket. / But how is the sage / To discern from this page: / Was it piglets, or seeds, that were sowing? There were so many to choose from, and I thought that I had better only choose the ones that weren't, well, too bad, if you know what I mean! Who went for a ride in a rocket There are two versions. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. I just made it up when posting. (B) Da da dum da da dum Who thought hed at last found a tight un. All shades of the spectrum, Vinaya Ghimire from Nepal on January 31, 2012: I love limericks, I have so often downloaded podcast about limericks produced by the BBC. And she was getting old, There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! Sooo Shorry, too much tooo drinkkkkkk! By doing his part, There was a young fellow of Crete / Who was so exceedingly neat / When he got out of bed / He stood on his head / To make sure of not soiling his feet. Limericks are always good, racy fun. There once was a girl named Irene / Who lived on distilled kerosene / But she started absorbing / A new hydrocarbon / And since then has never benzene. Peter Chubb, Aldeburgh, Suffolk, England, Pa went back to Nantucket, Lets unpack it for you in this post. Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. The opening line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke . There was a young man from Tahiti Who went for a swim with his sweetie, And as he pursued her A blind barracuda Ran off with his masculinity. Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 11, 2017: LOL, these are so funny Nell. What an entertaining hub you wrote. . The word Limerick comes from the town in Ireland called, well, Limerick! A chap who lived in New Guinea, %PDF-1.5
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(B) Da da dum da da dum A crafty young bard named McMahon / Whose poetry never would scan / Once said, with a pause, / Its probably because / Im always trying to cram as many additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can.. And practically useless on dates. / Though it may have an eye, / Theres no E dont ask why! And as for the bucket, Nantucket! Since the original use of the phrase, it underwent several changes and alterations into many versions. Nantucket! You found some choice ones there, Nell! All Rights Reserved. There once was a man from Nantucket . He said, Oh my love, Thanks for the laugh in my day. "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is the first line of a limerick about a girl who did not have her fare. When she ran out of these 1. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. A strange young fellow from Leeds 2 goalienewf 7 yr. ago Great stuff! There once was a woman named Dot He said with a grin
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"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! A few years ago, Yesterdays Island began to encourage readers to continue the saga. / You never can tell till you try., A tutor who tooted a flute / Tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Stole the money and ran, Whose balls were made of brass This is my first time to hear about limericks. Nobody has ever accused me of being a poet before. 507 0 obj
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As they fled from the state, This is a naughty one.They write limericks for kids, but real limericks always get you in trouble if your mom overhears you saying them. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. For since he was lam Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. So she lifted her dress and said f*** it!. Learn how your comment data is processed. In this article, we are going to be discussing the limerick there once was a girl from Nantucket, which has since grown into several versions. ChuckleBuzz has had contributions from a huge amount of freelancers and visitors who submit content to the website. thanks for reading! Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 22, 2011: Hi, lambservant, lol! An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Thanks so much for the yucks!!! If youd like a nice pearl lol! All combined it adds up to all the great content you see! Nell Rose (author) from England on September 02, 2010: Hi, Micky, ha ha I am glad you liked it, I was going to be ruder but thought I had better not! There was a young lady whose chin / Resembled the point of a pin / So she had it made sharp / And purchased a harp / And played several tunes with her chin. Great tufts of fine grass If you liked this funny limerick, try out some of these food jokes. These were so fun! Did you arrive at a pub on a tour of a local area to find everyone singing, there once was a girl from Nantucket? What is the meaning and origin of this limerick? Manage Settings could do more, but a bit risque'! Your email address will not be published. Lori Colbo from United States on September 21, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 09, 2011: Hi, Dustin, appreciate it! A relative way, get it? Hilarious Gavin & Stacey Quotes And Funny Catchphrases! Man From Nantucket Lyrics There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. To check on a bird So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here. There once was a man from Nantucket, We don't hear from you often enough. Sharon Graves, El Dorado, AR, That bucket was soon found in Juneau, A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. 10 Fucking Limericks ----- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. A blue jay! he cried. Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter, Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes. And as for the bucket, Nantucket. John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. And I do mean years because, while I recognized some, others I wasn't 'exposed' to in school nor were my children. Nell Rose (author) from England on April 02, 2020: Sankhajit Bhattacharjee from MILWAUKEE on April 01, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on July 09, 2017: LOL! with a dick so long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he whipped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!! For more feathery plays on words, try some of these bird puns that will quack you up. Math not your thing? I am glad you liked it! So her fingers slipped in, Confused? lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! ** There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He ran down the street, Dragging his meat, He carried his balls a in bucket There you go Freebsd Limericks: 369 of 860. or Gravity Falls. Who had ears of different sizes They clang together And his balls were covered with weeds. HA! Rating: 3 /5 (3 Votes) or Email Friend And if you want to stump them while youre at it, give them a few of these hard riddles to test their smarts. There was a young man from Brighton Pa said, I dont have that bucket, Nantucket. Its clean version is about a man who keeps his change in a bucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on May 11, 2012: Hi Sue, lol! As he wiped off his chin Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on April 03, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on April 03, 2020: Hiya Paula, it must be really hard for you too, its pretty strange over here. Here's one my mother used to recite--it may be from Lear, but I'm not certain: Nell Rose (author) from England on December 10, 2015: LOL! thanks for reading, and I love the limerick! Thanks to those who have contributed theirs, more are always welcome a they are very good. loved the first one best! If youre a history buff, youll get a kick out of these history jokes. Was known as a silly young ninny, Funny Limericks: They Can Be Hard to Find! But a fall on his cutlass Quite a few of these were new to me. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it To save a lot of trouble He put it in double But instead of cumming, he went! 2023 The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers on this website. / Said the two to the tutor, / Is it harder to toot, or / To tutor two tooters to toot?, A rather disgruntled young Viking / Found plunder was not to his liking / When they yelled All ashore, / He just threw down his oar / And announced, Im not striking, Im striking!. -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make Whose dick was so long he could suck it. Larry Fields from Northern California on May 11, 2012: I should have expressed myself more clearly. I didn't know that Lear was an artist too, a man of many talents! The exact origin of this limerick remains unknown. There once was a man from sprocket His nuts were made out of brass, A dirty, old man from Nantucket. And finished her off in mid-air. Anyway, off we go, and if anybody has got any good ones, please feel free to add them at the bottom. and now he sells honey, There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose cock was so long he could suck it,Said he with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it! This got her pants wet, Which made her upset, And when it was cold she would freeze. He utterly lacked, Nan wished she had stuck with Nebraska, It was winter, alas. Patrick McKeon, Princeton, NJ, Pa said, Nan, about the bucket: Who had a magnificent ass; Nell Rose (author) from England on August 19, 2010: Hi, pmc, lol glad you like them, I did have a few more, but they were, well a bit more rude! and thanks, nell. And the cash that it held caused a row, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. glad you liked them, cheers nell. From some of their earliest appearances in Edward Lear's The Book of Nonsense to today's modern masterpieces, limericks have caused millions of .
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